[Scottyf79]

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[wizz]

ak3dgfx, on 26 July 2011 - 11:24 PM, said:

sadly, although it's a great story, it's not true

http://www.snopes.co...ver/carpark.asp

Do you have a joke to tell.....or are you trying to rain on our parade ??

People have been recruited as Mods, chained to computer desks, and forced to make multiple posts 24 hours a day, for less !

............only joking ( or am I ? )

[Moderator Blast]

OK, I've installed Co-pilot
what am I meant to do now?

[jkurl15]

See that little button hit that. That is the missle button. Everything will be OK once u hit that.

Pretty cool pic.

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[wizz]

Moderator Blast, on 27 July 2011 - 01:58 PM, said:

OK, I've installed Co-pilot
what am I meant to do now?

Pray ?

[Scottyf79]

Wimen drivers eh

Can just imagine it - Blast in a dog fight, ready to take down the enemy, but wait! She cant fire her missles because her nails are getting in the way

Then the pms start arriving - what do I do now??

[Moderator Blast]

Scottyf79, on 28 July 2011 - 08:18 AM, said:

Wimen drivers eh

Can just imagine it - Blast in a dog fight, ready to take down the enemy, but wait! She cant fire her missles because her nails are getting in the way

Then the pms start arriving - what do I do now??

Just sharpened up the claws, whoose next?

[baTy-xalaG]

Hi ALL

For anyone who has flown on the cheap!

http://youtu.be/watch?v=HPyl2tOaKxM

[baTy-xalaG]

Mother and father walking in a park with their young son they see 2 dogs doing their thing!

The son asks what are they doing? Dad says making a puppy the son says ok.

That night the son walks into the bedroom and the parents are doing their thing!

The son asks what are you doing? Dad says making a baby!

The son replies can you turn her over I would rather have a puppy!!!

[Scottyf79]

[Digikid]

Scottyf79, on 28 July 2011 - 08:18 AM, said:

Wimen drivers eh

Can just imagine it - Blast in a dog fight, ready to take down the enemy, but wait! She cant fire her missles because her nails are getting in the way

Then the pms start arriving - what do I do now??

OMG she let you LIVE through that? LUCKY MAN!!!

Here is a funny vid clip. a little on the fence though.....



Click this if it does not work.

[Moderator Blast]

baTy-xalaG, on 30 July 2011 - 07:44 PM, said:

Mother and father walking in a park with their young son they see 2 dogs doing their thing!

The son asks what are they doing? Dad says making a puppy the son says ok.

That night the son walks into the bedroom and the parents are doing their thing!

The son asks what are you doing? Dad says making a baby!

The son replies can you turn her over I would rather have a puppy!!!

This carries the moderators PG certificate

[Digikid]

Oh my. THat is hilarious!!!!!

[Scottyf79]

Warning: unintentional violence in this clip and if you like kids lots then avoid it!

Otherwise turn the volume up and watch closely

[Moderator Blast]

sharp intake of breath, oh S***

At least it wasn't a cat, that would have been so much worse!!!

[Scottyf79]

The air the little dude caught was impressive! Nuff respect

[Moderator Blast]

Blast just loves Dolphin HD!

[Digikid]

Lucky!!!! Always wondered what it would be like to swim with a Dolphin.

Still looking into that ""request" Blast. I know there is a way.

[wizz]

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress £3500 Tux rental-£75.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is £3.99 for a three-pack.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.

[wizz]

An Aussie trucker walks into an outback café with a full-grown emu behind him.


The waitress asks them for their orders.

The trucker says, 'A hamburger, chips and a coke,' and turns to the emu, 'What's yours?'


'Sounds great, I'll have the same,' says the emu.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That will be $9.40 please,' and he reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change and pays.

The next day, the man and the emu come again and he says, 'A hamburger, chips and a coke.'


The emu says, ' Sounds great, I'll have the same.'

Again the trucker reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until the two enter again. 'The usual?' asks the waitress.

'No, it's Friday night, so I'll have a steak, baked potato and a salad,' says the man..


' Same for me,' says the emu.

Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, 'That will be $32.62.'

Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. 'Excuse me mate, how do you manage to always pull the exact change from your pocket every time?'

'Well, love' says the trucker, 'a few years ago, I was cleaning out the back shed, and found an old lamp. When I cleaned it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.


My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.'

'That's brilliant!' says the waitress. 'Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want, for as long as you live!'

'That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there.' says the man.


Still curious the waitress asks, 'What's with the emu?'


The trucker pauses, sighs, and answers, 'My second wish was for a tall bird with a big arse, long legs, and who agrees with everything I say.